Some highlights — and lowlights — of a spiritual being having a human experience.
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✭ wrote and recorded 2 songs on Greyhound buses
✭ got my first Gibson guitar
✭ applied to be the new Smashing Pumpkins guitarist
✭ had sudden debilitating arthritis
✭ worked my first two paid gigs as a photographer
✭ broke the same cellphone twice
✭ had lunch next to Jay Cutler and Kathy Lee Gifford
✭ shared a stage with Jelly Roll
✭ got stuck on the tarmac with Robert Downey, Jr.
✭ sat in church with Mary Gauthier
✭ got caught in flash flood while jogging, kept jogging
✭ high fived another jogger
✭ caught Beethoven’s 9th on its 200th anniversary
✭ voted for our 1st female president
✭ went skinny dipping in the Cumberland River
✭ wrote a song with John Lomax III
✭ we recorded it at Cowboy Jack Clement’s studio
✭ nearly bought Jeff Buckley’s house
✭ declined a job w/ 15k raise, then got laid off
✭ got a better job in 30 days flat
✭ wrote one song every day (instagram / leapsongs)
✭ swept Elmington Park with a metal detector
✭ opened for Rodney Crowell
✭ accidentally took a switchblade thru TSA, twice
✭ fit an upright bass into sedan
✭ wrote 1 song in the Brill Bldg, 1 @ Memory Motel
✭ flew 1st class for free
✭ created a sunrise song circle: tinyurl / sun5am
✭ interviewed Broadway tourists on camera
✭ made host of my fav writer nite: tinyurl / w33ks
✭ jogged 3 miles in 9° Fahrenheit
✭ stole a brick out of printers alley
✭ also jogged 3 miles in 90° F
✭ earned a $100 tip for playing one song
✭ found $100 while jogging
✭ gave $100 tip to an excellent Taco Bell manager
✭ got kicked out from behind a bar
✭ got a song featured on the Times Square screens
✭ got cussed out by rich neighbor
✭ got kissed by a stranger on a city bus
✭ got retweeted by Tim Ferriss
✭ put a song circle under a highway (tinyurl / tuo22)
✭ read the entire bible
✭ spent one long night on the floor at Chicago MDW
✭ gave myself 52 haircuts
✭ lifted up 200 other creatives (instagram / songdoer)
✭ got a reply from Mark Cuban
✭ snuck my music on cassette into 30 thrift shops
✭ perfectly folded a fitted sheet
✭ finally saw my favorite artist live (tinyurl / tones22)
✭ slept at a hippie commune
✭ applied for five new Guinness World Record titles
✭ took motorcycle riding classes
✭ washed and wore 10 garments off city streets
✭ visited Jeff Buckley’s house
✭ found and visited Townes Van Zandt’s old farm
✭ started taking cold showers
✭ used sunblock for the first time in adulthood
✭ became a homeowner
✭ facilitated a sync placement on VH-1
✭ turned 40
✭ put a message in a bottle in the Cumberland river
✭ started EMDR therapy
✭ taught myself how to shave with a safety razor
✭ wrote letters to 8 inmates
✭ made tin can walkie talkies over the Cumberland
✭ co-wrote a song with 12 people
✭ won a songwriting contest (and lost 28 of them)
✭ invested 50k in cryptocurrency
✭ put 500 Song A Week stickers all over Nashville
✭ wrote a poem on a lamp post
✭ registered my publishing co. and got a BMI rep.
✭ got my first brain MRI
✭ wrote my five hundredth song and 100 others
✭ did 20,000 sit-ups
✭ recorded and released my second audiobook
✭ wrote a song with my Lyft driver
✭ saw my first fox, coyote, bear, and rattlesnake
✭ beat a breakthrough COVID case
✭ created a 24 hour songwriting marathon
✭ got my first panic attack
✭ slept through a tornado
✭ wrote song #400 (and over 100 others)
✭ got zoom bombed
✭ landed a guitar endorsement deal
✭ got hit by a car
✭ beat UV activated plant phototoxicity
✭ recorded an audiobook
✭ usurped a co-write from Chris Gantry (sorry!)
✭ walked through a drive thru
✭ saw Song A Week membership increase 80%
✭ insured my wrist watch
✭ bought a winning lotto ticket (now $4 richer)
✭ got a staff songwriting deal
✭ joined 3 hit songwriters in the round
✭ lost a friend to Covid-19
✭ sprained an ankle doing tornado relief work
✭ co-created a Battle of the Bands
✭ survived a pandemic
✭ texted over 2,000 random phone numbers
✭ walked over 2,000 miles
✭ renovated a recording studio
✭ caught salmonella
✭ wrote song # 300 (and 59 more)
✭ had a tattoo removed
✭ broke a lease after one week
✭ sang at a wedding
✭ attended a family funeral
✭ became a notary
✭ meditated for 4,100 minutes
✭ made 318 friends
✭ called DHS on a suspicious drone
✭ saw my first black widow
✭ played gig # 1,000 (and 42 more)
✭ learned 128 new songs
✭ hosted a live sports talk show
✭ was audited by the IRS
✭ earned a window office promotion
✭ tried a baptist church
✭ ate an extremely hot chicken sandwich
✭ got cussed out on a first date
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