HIGHLIGHTS

Some highlights — and lowlights — of a spiritual being having a human experience.

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 ✭ made my own coldbrew coffee

 ✭ finally got a subscription to the New Yorker magazine

 ✭ finally got my cholesterol tested

 ✭ finally got current on my tetanus shots (after 30+ years)

 ✭ washed blood out of a shirt

 ✭ saw Cake at Ascend Amph. free from Korean Vets bridge

 ✭ final Sunrise Session and Under Over

 ✭ was pooped on by a bird flying inside a recording studio

 ✭ filmed a music video at my office

 ✭ bribed staff for iced cream when ‘machine was broken’

 ✭ got a tree planted for my HOA

 ✭ sold 7 guitars, 2 amps, 1 keyboard, and 1 drum set

 ✭ gave away 15 guitars

 ✭ helped Fred Burch blow out 94 birthday candles

 ✭ found a plastic frog at Alcatraz

 ✭ carved my initials into a sidewalk in Sylvan Park

 ✭ ran 1000 miles in 13 months

 ✭ celebrated 10 years of continuous sobriety

 ✭ went on 1 date with a movie star

 ✭ released web series songwriting with the homeless

  (www . ourlivingcity . com)

 ✭ wrote and recorded 2 songs on Greyhound buses

 ✭ got my first Gibson guitar

 ✭ applied to be the new Smashing Pumpkins guitarist

 ✭ had sudden debilitating arthritis

 ✭ worked my first two paid gigs as a photographer

 ✭ broke the same cellphone twice

 ✭ had lunch next to Jay Cutler and Kathy Lee Gifford

 ✭ shared a stage with Jelly Roll

 ✭ got stuck on the tarmac with Robert Downey, Jr.

 ✭ sat in church with Mary Gauthier

 ✭ got caught in flash flood while jogging, kept jogging

 ✭ high fived another jogger

 ✭ caught Beethoven’s 9th on its 200th anniversary

 ✭ voted for our 1st female president

 ✭ went skinny dipping in the Cumberland River

 ✭ wrote a song with John Lomax III

 ✭ we recorded it at Cowboy Jack Clement’s studio

 ✭ nearly bought Jeff Buckley’s house

 ✭ declined a job w/ 15k raise, then got laid off

 ✭ got a better job in 30 days flat

 ✭ wrote one song every day (instagram / leapsongs)

 ✭ swept Elmington Park with a metal detector

 ✭ opened for Rodney Crowell

 ✭ accidentally took a switchblade thru TSA, twice

 ✭ fit an upright bass into sedan

 ✭ wrote 1 song in the Brill Bldg, 1 @ Memory Motel

 ✭ flew 1st class for free

 ✭ created a sunrise song circle: tinyurl / sun5am

 ✭ interviewed Broadway tourists on camera

 ✭ made host of my fav writer nite: tinyurl / w33ks

 ✭ jogged 3 miles in 9° Fahrenheit

 ✭ stole a brick out of printers alley

 ✭ also jogged 3 miles in 90° F

 ✭ earned a $100 tip for playing one song

 ✭ found $100 while jogging

 ✭ gave $100 tip to an excellent Taco Bell manager

 ✭ got kicked out from behind a bar

 ✭ got a song featured on the Times Square screens

 ✭ got cussed out by rich neighbor

 ✭ got kissed by a stranger on a city bus

 ✭ got retweeted by Tim Ferriss

✭ put a song circle under a highway (tinyurl / tuo22)
✭ read the entire bible
✭ spent one long night on the floor at Chicago MDW
✭ gave myself 52 haircuts
✭ lifted up 200 other creatives (instagram / songdoer)
✭ got a reply from Mark Cuban
✭ snuck my music on cassette into 30 thrift shops
✭ perfectly folded a fitted sheet
✭ finally saw my favorite artist live (tinyurl / tones22)
✭ slept at a hippie commune
✭ applied for five new Guinness World Record titles
✭ took motorcycle riding classes
✭ washed and wore 10 garments off city streets
✭ visited Jeff Buckley’s house
✭ found and visited Townes Van Zandt’s old farm
✭ started taking cold showers
✭ used sunblock for the first time in adulthood
✭ became a homeowner
✭ facilitated a sync placement on VH-1
✭ turned 40

 ✭ put a message in a bottle in the Cumberland river
 ✭ started EMDR therapy
 ✭ taught myself how to shave with a safety razor
 ✭ wrote letters to 8 inmates
 ✭ made tin can walkie talkies over the Cumberland
 ✭ co-wrote a song with 12 people
 ✭ won a songwriting contest (and lost 28 of them)
 ✭ invested 50k in cryptocurrency
 ✭ put 500 Song A Week stickers all over Nashville
 ✭ wrote a poem on a lamp post
 ✭ registered my publishing co. and got a BMI rep.
 ✭ got my first brain MRI
 ✭ wrote my five hundredth song and 100 others
 ✭ did 20,000 sit-ups
 ✭ recorded and released my second audiobook
 ✭ wrote a song with my Lyft driver
 ✭ saw my first fox, coyote, bear, and rattlesnake
 ✭ beat a breakthrough COVID case
 ✭ created a 24 hour songwriting marathon
 ✭ got my first panic attack 

 ✭ slept through a tornado
 ✭ wrote song #400 (and over 100 others)
 ✭ got zoom bombed
 ✭ landed a guitar endorsement deal
 ✭ got hit by a car
 ✭ beat UV activated plant phototoxicity
 ✭ recorded an audiobook
 ✭ usurped a co-write from Chris Gantry (sorry!)
 ✭ walked through a drive thru
 ✭ saw Song A Week membership increase 80%
 ✭ insured my wrist watch
 ✭ bought a winning lotto ticket (now $4 richer)
 ✭ got a staff songwriting deal
 ✭ joined 3 hit songwriters in the round
 ✭ lost a friend to Covid-19
 ✭ sprained an ankle doing tornado relief work
 ✭ co-created a Battle of the Bands
 ✭ survived a pandemic
 ✭ texted over 2,000 random phone numbers
 ✭ walked over 2,000 miles 

 ✭ renovated a recording studio
 ✭ caught salmonella
 ✭ wrote song # 300 (and 59 more)
 ✭ had a tattoo removed
 ✭ broke a lease after one week
 ✭ sang at a wedding
 ✭ attended a family funeral
 ✭ became a notary
 ✭ meditated for 4,100 minutes
 ✭ made 318 friends
 ✭ called DHS on a suspicious drone
 ✭ saw my first black widow
 ✭ played gig # 1,000 (and 42 more)
 ✭ learned 128 new songs
 ✭ hosted a live sports talk show
 ✭ was audited by the IRS
 ✭ earned a window office promotion
 ✭ tried a baptist church
 ✭ ate an extremely hot chicken sandwich
 ✭ got cussed out on a first date 

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